We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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