do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Randomize
