Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
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