Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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