I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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