apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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