My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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