It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
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I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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