OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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