just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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