Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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