i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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