My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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