We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I woke up under a house in Key West
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