So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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