Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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