just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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