So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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