Your tits are I can't wait for
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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