there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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