They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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