Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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