so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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