made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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