On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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