if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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