if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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