I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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