love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
