you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
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