Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Randomize
