if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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