Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
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