so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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