Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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