Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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