absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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