Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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