The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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