super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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