We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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