Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
wanna go halves on a baby?
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
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