whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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