Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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