Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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