oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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