sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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