Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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