Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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