The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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