I can tuck mytits in my pants
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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