This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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