Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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