i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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